"We Finish Each Other's...Sandwiches!"

askboxmemes:

1) Give me a pairing.

2) Give me an AU setting.

3) I will write you a three-sentence fic.

the13thprince:

Anna gets bored at yet another party.

Warnings: Language, fingering. NSFW.

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hansideburns:

hans and sitron are really important to me (≧ω≦) 


snuberr:

sandwichesandsideburns, that’s why!

Anonymous: After seeing Anna secretly reading an erotic novel in public one day, Evil!Priest Hans confiscates it from her and gives her some harsh words for it. But instead of burning the book, he keeps it for his own pleasure, and imagines himself and Anna as he's reading all the dirtiest scenes.

snuberr:

Hans threw the book on his bedroom floor with a loud thud, partly out of disgust by what it was and mostly from frustration for its owner. Really, that Anna never learned! He had given her the whole afternoon to study at the library, and what did she do? She chose instead to waste time by reading such profane, distasteful, degenerate, insulting, so-called litera—he shut his eyes, mashing his teeth, beseeching God’s grace. 

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Anonymous: 3 sentence: student Anna seducing Teacher Hans

snuberr:

"Mr. Westergard," Anna cooed, standing at the side of his desk while nibbling at the cap of her pen, her face was angled slightly, denoting innocence, "Can I ask for extra credit?"

"Miss Anna, you have a flat A on this subject,” Hans remarked flatly as his chair swivelled to her direction;

His student, Anna, had been playing this game for over a month already, and it seemed she wasn’t going to drop it anytime soon.

"A for Anna," she giggled before accidentally dropping her pen; it rolled right under Hans’ chair and Anna dropped to her knees, crawling out for that “darn pen”;

She really doesn’t know when to quit, Hans thought as he looked to the ceiling with a sigh; he jolted when he felt a small hand squeeze his thigh - but she definitely deserves an A for effort though.

(Source: westergardheiress)

promise-reverie:

out 

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the Frozen

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i had too end up

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liking this 

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evil

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dork

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(Source: sassmasterelsa)

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princesshollyofthesouthernisles:

this is what happened during this scene

I don’t know why everyone hates Hans so much

this is how the movie ended

(Source: shining-magically)

retrosundae:

Cotton Candy Dream World

"This is a game of love

And it was you

And it was you, the one that would be breaking my heart

When you decided to walk away

When I wanted you  to stay”

hansendelle: thank you for making me laugh, senpai

kiestu:

He didn’t make it ;-;