"We Finish Each Other's...Sandwiches!"
lyviathan: Ok I don't have a belly!Hans prompt sadly because I suck at prompts :( But I do have something related/silly and idk I hope it cheers you up a bit. In the Netherlands we have this chain of opticians called Hans Anders, and I was browsing through your fics and I read the one where Hans and Anna go visit his brothers. And the moment where Nikolaus shouts "Hans! Anders!" I think I laughed for about half an hour straight- I'm sorry this probably isn't funny to you at all but I had to tell you :'D

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That’s actually rather amusing! Thank you for telling me about this, it actually made me smile. <3

sailor-swifty:

sandwichesandsideburns:

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Well, guess who’s in a weird-can’t-quite-describe-what-I’m feeling-but-it’s-really-crappy mood right now?

You know what I could really go for that this moment? Anything belly!Hans related - please, I don’t care if it’s nothing more than a few sentences, I just really want some adorable belly!Hans goodness right now to cheer me up.

Hugs, cookies, and general Hansanna cuteness is also acceptable.

how about a hug?   

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A hug is always appreciated. Thank you so much. <3

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Well, guess who’s in a weird-can’t-quite-describe-what-I’m feeling-but-it’s-really-crappy mood right now?

You know what I could really go for that this moment? Anything belly!Hans related - please, I don’t care if it’s nothing more than a few sentences, I just really want some adorable belly!Hans goodness right now to cheer me up.

Hugs, cookies, and general Hansanna cuteness is also acceptable.

snowyartqueen:

How to catch a prince? My Hans and Anna art. It’s a mini comic.

How to catch a good prince? With a sandwich.

How to catch a bad prince? With a crown.

sandwichesandsideburns:

"Have you forgotten your last dalliance, Hans?"

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My first of what I hope to be many live-action Hansanna edits. This one took a little over an hour to do. The hardest part was editing Hans’ glove, that definitely took the most time and effort - but overall, I’m pretty happy with the result! I also had a hard time deciding whether to make him transparent or not, but since this is a post-canon picture, (it can be either the Frozen film or OUAT verses, I’ll leave that up to you guys) I figured it’d make more sense for him to be so - as he’s more of a memory in Anna’s mind here.

As always, please, please, please, do not steal and repost this edit! I worked really hard on it, and pressing the “reblog” button is infinitely easier, I promise you.

(Anna image courtesy of x)

naughty-chekov: Hans is a prince, Anna is a tailor whom he finds really fucking cute. In order to see her more often, Hans purposefully outgrows his clothes by overeating. One time while she's taking his new measurements, his stomach growls. He's embarrassed, but she's redfaced for another reason.

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Hmm…I wonder why Anna’s red-faced? hehe

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"Well, today’s the day." Hans mused to himself as he stood in front of the full-length mirror in the corner of his bedroom. "After all winter, I’ll finally get to see her again."

He was clad only in his trousers, as he was to have his measurements taken that morning, so some new clothes could be made. Hans’ parents weren’t happy to hear that their son needed new clothes again - but they were even more annoyed at the reason why.

Every brother in the Westergard family seemed to have their own personal vice, and for Hans - ashamed as he was to admit it, even to himself - it was food. As a result, Hans had developed a bit of large belly, and an even larger appetite - which he could feel gnawing at his core even now.

"Shh…" He soothed as he swiped his hand over the smooth, freckled skin. "I’ll feed you right after I get my measurements, okay?"

Oh no.

A nervous thought then struck him and he cupped his soft belly; looking down at it with uncertainty as he gave it a small shake.

"What is she going to think when she sees me like this?” Hans wondered to himself.

His eyebrows creased as he looked back up to scrutinize his reflection - taking note of his strong arms and toned chest, before allowing his eyes to fall to his middle once more. He bit his lip.

The firmness of the rest of his body only made his round belly stand out more.

"Surely she’ll see me as nothing more than a lazy, gluttonous-"

"Good morning, your highness."

A sweet voice soon brought him out of his thoughts.

Hans turned to see the royal tailor’s younger daughter, Anna, standing in the doorway with a shy smile playing across her lips. Hans immediately noticed that the freckles on her cheeks were more prominent now than they were a few months ago, and her honey-copper hair - which she always kept in two braids - was a little lighter; probably from being out in the sun more, now that spring was here.

Hans felt his heartbeat speed up slightly - all his previous thoughts forgotten as he centered his attention on her.

Gosh, she was pretty.

"Good morning, miss." He smiled warmly.

For a few moments, Hans just gazed at her with an almost dreamy look in his eyes. Anna shifted awkwardly under his gaze and tucked a loose piece of hair behind her ear. Another few seconds passed before she broke the silence.

"Y’know, with as often as I’ve been here, you can call me Anna." She offered; walking over to the chair by the mirror and setting down her things.

Hans blinked; the realization not quite setting in yet. “Have you really been here that often?”

Anna bit her lip to stifle a giggle as she pulled out a small ledger from her bag and flipped through the pages, before clearing her throat and reading out loud:

"Prince Hans Westergard - orders within the past year:

March 12th: two shirts

May 7th: one shirt, one waistcoat, and one ceremonial jacket

June 19th: three shirts, two waistcoats, and a pair of gloves

September 4th: three waistcoats and one overcoat

October 17th; four shirts, four waistcoats, two cummerbunds, and a pair or trousers

Hans found himself blushing at the numbers. Did she suspect that one of the reasons he outgrew his clothes so often was so he could see her?

"I never realized that I had made so many orders," he lied. "I guess I have been outgrowing my clothes rather quickly."

Anna slipped the book back into the bag and pulled out a cloth tape measure. “Well, if you’ll pardon my say so, your highness - you do look a little bigger in the waist.” She gave Hans a sheepish grin as she walked over to him.

Hans brought a hand up to rest on his belly as he returned that smile - which was just as sheepish. “I guess Christmas was a little too good to me.”

"I guess so," she replied with a little giggle; as she shyly slipped the tape measure around Hans’ waist. She could feel her pulse quickening at the sight before her.

Gosh, he was even bigger up close.

She managed to keep her cool, though - however, as soon as she brought the two parts of the tape measure together, Hans’ belly emitted a loud growl that rumbled on for at least several seconds; ticking Anna’s fingertips and causing her to gasp softly.

Hans’ blush returned with a vengeance as he looked down at his stomach.

Really? Of all the times his stomach had to make its hunger known, why did it have to be when Anna was measuring his belly?

There was an awkward silence between them, before Hans finally spoke up.

"For-forgive me," he stuttered. "I’m afraid I haven’t had a chance to have lunch yet."

Anna swallowed hard; her eyes still glued to his stomach. “I-I’m sure your duties keep you busy.”

Was it Hans’ imagination, or was she blushing too?

He nodded. “That’s for sure. I was forced to miss breakfast yesterday, ‘cause I had an extra important appointment to keep.” Realizing just how close Anna was, Hans’ voice turned low. “Nowadays, it seems like this thing is never satisfied…” He chuckled softly, his breath warm on Anna’s forehead as continued; “but with all the royal responsibilities that keep me running around, you can’t blame me for becoming a little more peckish, right?”

Oh, his lips were so close to her skin. If he just puckered his lips a little more…

"I-I see," Anna murmured as she quickly pulled away; slipping the measure from around his waist and making a note of the number in her ledger. For the next few minutes, she refused to make eye contact with Hans as she took his other measurements.

Why did she find herself so flustered by something as mundane as someone’s stomach? It made no sense!

But nevertheless, she was.

Working quickly and quietly, Anna was soon finished with taking all the measurements she needed. Grabbing her notebook once more, she jotted down a few additional notes.

"Well, that’s all I need, your highness." She said; finally looking up at Hans. "I should have these clothes done for you soon."

Hans smiled in gratitude. “Thank you.”

After giving a small smile back, Anna quickly packed up her things and headed towards the door as Hans slipped a shirt on. He hadn’t even begun to button it yet, but glancing over her shoulder, Anna could see that it was getting a bit small. She grinned as she turned completely around to face the prince.

"So, your highness…should we schedule an appointment in advance?" She teased.

Hans’ stomach grumbled loudly in response, as if it was offended by Anna’s question - either that, or it was still annoyed that it hadn’t been fed yet.

Anna giggled as Hans’ blush returned.

But pushing aside his embarrassment as he rubbed his rumbling belly, Hans bravely asked: “how ‘bout we discuss that over lunch?”

naughty-chekov: Praying in the woods more like preying in the woods ayyy

snuberr:

Of course not! Hans is just…making sure Anna doesn’t…injure herself lol

So he can “kiss it better”, right? ;D

Anonymous: While taking a walk in the words one day to pray, priest!Hans accidentally comes across Anna bathing naked in the river. He doesn't know who she is, though. He quickly hides before he can be seen, and is unsure about what he should do. He knows he shouldn't be watching her, yet he can't turn his eyes away. The next day, Anna comes to church, but Hans can't get that image out of his mind and blushes whenever he looks at her during the sermon. Then he finds out Anna is the princess... -SAS

snuberr:

LOL at Hans praying in the woods, your church not good enough for you no more? lmao

Then after that, Hans would start routinely go “praying” in the woods.

AHHHH I was also working on this when I got your ask.

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This is where it’s going to go sooner or later anyway lol

So, clearly, Hans is just helping Anna get undressed/redressed before/after her river bath, right? XP

(Source: kpfun)

In response to this post: *aggressively starts working on live-action Hansanna edits*

spareheiress said: i will cry at your feet when it’s posted i s2g

consistentlyaverage said: GOD BLESS

Well, it’s done and posted! Hope you guys like it! :D

"Have you forgotten your last dalliance, Hans?"

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My first of what I hope to be many live-action Hansanna edits. This one took a little over an hour to do. The hardest part was editing Hans’ glove, that definitely took the most time and effort - but overall, I’m pretty happy with the result! I also had a hard time deciding whether to make him transparent or not, but since this is a post-canon picture, (it can be either the Frozen film or OUAT verses, I’ll leave that up to you guys) I figured it’d make more sense for him to be so - as he’s more of a memory in Anna’s mind here.

As always, please, please, please, do not steal and repost this edit! I worked really hard on it, and pressing the “reblog” button is infinitely easier, I promise you.

(Anna image courtesy of x)

*aggressively starts working on live-action Hansanna edits*